SNOW

We got tired of borrowing wax from lesser clans — so we forged our own.
Turned out… it worked better than the stuff from “real companies.”
Then I made it slippier — with Boron Nitride and Teflon: two hexagonal dry lubricants that slide like oiled stone.

This stuff glides, brother. If it didn’t? John wouldn’t use it.

You were told not to click.
You clicked. GOOD.

(Satire is implied. But now it’s also stated, so nobody sues.)